Trump on Heidegger

Trump, and only Trump, could explain Heidegger at rally level:

"Nobody talks about Being. Sad! They don’t care why anything IS anymore. They don’t care about the BEING. But I do. I care about the BEING, folks. The best Being.

Look — folks, I talk to a lot of people. Smart people. The best philosophers. They come up to me, they say, 'Sir, you know more about ontology than anyone!' And I do. I really do.

You have these things — chairs, hotels, windmills that kill birds — you name it. They're called beings. That’s what most people talk about. Boring! Obvious! They're just there.

But nobody — NOBODY — talks about Being itself. The BIG LEAGUE stuff. That’s the difference, folks — the ontological difference. So important. So forgotten. Just like the American worker.

Heidegger — great name, weird guy, kind of German if you know what I mean — he said, 'You’re all obsessed with things. But you forgot the one thing that makes the things... BE!'

It’s like this: you walk into a Trump Tower — and it’s beautiful, tremendous, gold everywhere — but you forget to ask: What does it mean to BE a tower? Nobody asks! Total disgrace.

Philosophers used to be great. Plato? Great guy. Heidegger? Complicated, but okay. Modern ones? Total disasters.

They don’t get Being. They don’t even get Being-On-Time — I mean, just look at their hair.

So remember, folks — it’s not just about the STUFF. It’s about the IS. The BEING. It’s the reason there IS stuff at all.

And we’re going to BRING BACK metaphysics. Big league. Believe me."

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